vs NYG 2024-12-22

Oh mighty Football Gods, hear my plea! You, who grant miracles like fumbled snaps and blown coverages, please bestow your benevolent chaos upon Drake London this week. Let the Washington defense, in all its inconsistent glory, rise up like a misplaced zone scheme and somehow contain him. Let passes sail just out of reach, defenders stumble into accidental coverage, and screenplays vanish into the void. May London’s stat line read like a kicker’s rushing totals—minimal, forgettable, and utterly useless for fantasy managers. In your infinite wisdom and humor, grant me this one small, petty victory. Amen.