@ CHI 2024-12-22

Beautiful

My kids can eat this month because of you

Please do it again

So glad I trusted my gut and traded for u, bout to get me to the championship, thank u pookie

I got the oil ready king. Lemme lather you up after that ice bath.

On my fucking bench

Fuck fantasy football

Need 2 yards from him please

They have to run trick plays in order for him to get the ball. I’m never playing fantasy again

Started u over kelce so i could see what a real tight end could do

Thank god

Very happy with what he put up

Solid finish to the year. Dynasty owners stand up

For as bad as the year started since the first few weeks he’s been one of the better fantasy tes

In a TEP league and thinking about flexing LaPorta in the championship but I might just keep Nabers there

Had you all season big dawg. Let's fucking finish this!

Laporta 🔥 or kelce 👍?

Laporta 👍🏻 or hock 🔥

need a big game my friend

Laporta 🔥 Jonnu Smith 👍

Sam Laporta Bridges, we need you to carry our teams on your back!!! 📦

QB: Jayden Daniels RB1 : Brian Robinson RB2 : Raheem Blackshear WR1: DJ Moore (12.20) WR2: Mike Evans TE1: Jonnu or LaPorta? FLX1: Devante Adams FLX2: Tyreek Hill or LaPorta ? K: Will Reichard DEF: Colts Help me out 😭😭😭

The field awaits, a canvas so grand, LaPorta emerges, a steady hand. With sure hands he catches, a graceful sight, A weapon in motion, shining ever so bright. He'll break the tackles, he'll elude the chase, Gaining yards after catch, with effortless grace. He'll be a force, a constant threat, Moving the chains, no time to regret. He'll silence the doubters, with every bold play, A rising star, shining ever so gay. He'll lead the Lions, to victory's call, Conquering all obstacles, standing ten feet tall. So let him fly, let him soar, A force of nature, forevermore. He'll lead the charge, with courage and grace, Conquering the field, in this crucial space.