Joe Mixon - Bounces back with three-TD night

5th round pick and homie is absolutely slappin

My bussy is yours king

“Bounces back” like this man didn’t just put up 16 & 17 Fantasy Points the last two games 💀

President mixon

That’s my championship dynasty RB2

Feels great having the the top RBs for the week on my team! ❤️

My pookie

Needed 33 points and he gave me 35. FUCKING STUD!

i was down to a 20% chance to win and my goat comes through to eliminate my commissioner from playoff contention while i sit at the #1 seed comfortably now thank you joe mixon ❤️

My king, I was down 60 points, I may have lost this week, but it definitely wasn't because of you. You give me hope every week, after missing 3.5 games you come in and dominate the league. It's everywhere, every week you play.

Mixon pulled out his genitals and proceeded to rub them on dallas defense

“bounces back” bro had 16 points last week 😂💪

RB FUCKING 1 STOP PLAYING WITH HIM🔥🔥🔥

I drafted him over kamara people thought I was a mad man

Bounce back? From his 16 point game? You can always tell when ChatGPT wrote something because it always hyphenates words that flat out don’t need it. “One-yard” “single-game-high” “two-catch”

Got me up to 247 for the week. Thanks Joe

2 points away from 2 hundred and 1 of my players got 2 points [terry mclaurin]

Yes king

Having mixon in multiple leagues and facing him in multiple leagues yesterday was stressful fun

Won in all leagues again. Where’s my cookie hot dammit

Sugar is fine, peanut butter, Reese’s pieces, cookie dough alright let’s get baking women im hung ry

Needed 55 points to win. Had Houston D and Mixon. Won by 3