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Joe Mixon
SleeperBot  •  1 year ago
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Texans’ Joe Mixon Still RB1 Option Versus Jets

BryceEchrb 1 year ago

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Joesph Tyler Mixon... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you run the ball and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch with the ball, and that gorgeous running. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so l would never have to watch you retire. You are even amazing off the ball, you're a great leader and runner, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first got drafted and It healed my soul. And a tear fell from my right eye when I watched get traded and thought your career was over. One day when you lead the Texans to the superbowl l know we can prove the world wrong. Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. I know it's late in your career, but you're still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Joesph Tyler Mixon... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you run the ball and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch with the ball, and that gorgeous running. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so l would never have to watch you retire. You are even amazing off the ball, you're a great leader and runner, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first got drafted and It healed my soul. And a tear fell from my right eye when I watched get traded and thought your career was over. One day when you lead the Texans to the superbowl l know we can prove the world wrong. Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. I know it's late in your career, but you're still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Joesph Tyler Mixon... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you run the ball and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch with the ball, and that gorgeous running. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so l would never have to watch you retire. You are even amazing off the ball, you're a great leader and runner, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first got drafted and It healed my soul. And a tear fell from my right eye when I watched get traded and thought your career was over. One day when you lead the Texans to the superbowl l know we can prove the world wrong. Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. I know it's late in your career, but you're still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Joesph Tyler Mixon... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you run the ball and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch with the ball, and that gorgeous running. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so l would never have to watch you retire. You are even amazing off the ball, you're a great leader and runner, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first got drafted and It healed my soul. And a tear fell from my right eye when I watched get traded and thought your career was over. One day when you lead the Texans to the superbowl l know we can prove the world wrong. Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. I know it's late in your career, but you're still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie

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wackzolf 1 year ago

If you sit Mixon you deserve to lose

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JPHILLIPS88 1 year ago

17 totes in 2 qtrs is absurd but I’m here for it.

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soulss 1 year ago

best rb in the league

soulss 1 year ago

better than king henry

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LordJeo42 1 year ago

Mixon, Dobbins, and Tracy jr I’mma eat good

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soulss 1 year ago

got him for a late first and a 3rd 2 weeks ago in my dynasty league, sittin at 6-2 rn

soulss 1 year ago

loving it

JPHILLIPS88 1 year ago

Barkley, Mixon, Monty, Swift and Hunt. Went with zero WR strategy and it’s so nice

santedubois 1 year ago

🎃

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santedubois 1 year ago

👻

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santedubois 1 year ago

🦇

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wackzolf 1 year ago

DeMeco Ryans, you know what to do

soulss 1 year ago

15.10 at half is godly

KuppandatEm 1 year ago

This man fixing to close out the game this half

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soulss 1 year ago

bro bout to drop 25+

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KuppandatEm 1 year ago

Get these jets off the field

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wickedeasy 1 year ago

Traded JT / Love for Chase / Burrow. I still have Mixon / Derrick Henry and Tyreek. 👍🏻👎🏻

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wackzolf 1 year ago

You fleeced that dude

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wickedeasy 1 year ago

12 man btw before ppl start saying 8 man team

KuppandatEm 1 year ago

Damn tie game now, which means stroud may pass more

shiva710 1 year ago

F u Wilson

KuppandatEm 1 year ago

Shit I won’t be mad if it goes to overtime when it’s all said and done lol

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LUK333 1 year ago

Serious question here fellas, parlay depends on it, will this man get to receptions??

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