@ DET 2024-12-15

james COOKED

My bench is cooking

everyone’s switch up is crazy lmao he’s their #1 for a reason

1 catch 9 carries. Ehhhh

YESSS KING😫😫😫😫😫😫

I’m pouring honey on you 🐐

Oh James, You are my sweet pookie bear, and I just need you to know how much you mean to me. My fantasy football season was in shambles, and I was starting to lose hope. Week after week, I watched my team struggle, and it felt like I had no chance of making the playoffs. Then you stepped in, and everything changed. Your performances were nothing short of magical, and you single-handedly turned my season around. Without you, I’d still be sitting at the bottom of the standings, but instead, I’m a contender, all thanks to you. James, you didn’t just save my season—you gave me life. Watching you break off those insane runs and make clutch plays felt like witnessing greatness in action. Every week, I knew I could count on you to deliver. You weren’t just putting up numbers; you were carrying my entire team on your back. The confidence you gave me to set my lineup and face my opponents was unmatched. You were my shining star, the king of my team, and the reason I kept fighting to stay in the game. What makes you my sweet pookie bear is how reliable and consistent you are. In a world where so many players are unpredictable, you were my rock. You didn’t just give me points—you gave me hope when I needed it most. When my friends doubted me and roasted my team, you shut them all up with your jaw-dropping performances. You made me believe in my team and myself, and for that, I’ll always be grateful. You are more than just a player to me—you’re my MVP, my hero, and my savior. Thank you, James Cook, for everything you’ve done. You don’t even know how much joy you brought to my Sundays or how much it meant to see you lead my team to victory. Fantasy football is a wild ride, but with you on my roster, it felt like I had the ultimate cheat code. You are the heart and soul of my team, and I will always look back on this season as the one you saved. From the bottom of my heart, thank you, my sweet pookie bear. You’re the best.

We did it boys

He might have a lot of points the volume still sucks

this guy fucks knowing ball ^

Fools still complaining lol

Never doubted you 👑

But production=more volume if the bills have half a fucking brain

Stay with the hot hand

I benched him today so he’s going off. You’re welcome ☺️

Glorious king cook thank you

🥹

Also I’m still going to win both my playoff games still with him benched ☺️

i started jonathan taylor…. 🧍🏾

Let Josh Allen have all the points lol

My man’s doesn’t need anymore points. Come on

Charbonet better go OFF tonight

yaaaa ur my goat young man