@ LAR 2024-12-08

Oh Josh, where do I even begin? You've been the eternal sun throughout my entire life, #17 on the field #1 in my heart Ever since you stepped on that field I knew you were special, always smiling and oh so handsome. I remember draft day like it was yesterday, "With the 7th pick in the NFL draft the Buffalo Bills select Josh Allen!" And that's when my life turned into the paradise you've made it. Joshie poo, I'm almost at a loss of words for how amazing you are, l'd end my life if it meant you could take one more snap Every time you side-arm it my heart jumps a little, just the thought of your form and poise in the pocket makes me blush. Oh and don't even get me started on that arm of his, oh my where to start, 70 yards down the field is nothing for you, Joshua you make it look so effortless slinging that rock. Guess what though, no one does it like you Josh, 1 of a kind, and I wouldn't change it in any way. And that stiff arm oh my goodness how can a man do it that amazingly, its so easy yet dominant for him. Josh I wish I could freeze time and watch you play forever, but never the less you'll always last forever in my heart Josh. You're my life, motivation, and everything I desire. No matter what happens you'll always be the goat, my goat. I love you Josh Allen, my glorious king.

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I so badly need a really big fucking day tomorrow.

You can say I am a cap but Lamar should win mvp let me tell you why less pass attempts more pass yards and a better player overall

Allen can we give the ball to Cook this game please

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Josh, please drop a 40 point fantasy game today, my fantasy team desperately needs its captain and the NFL desperately needs its savior THE Allen Train. Please Josh please 🙏

i need 50

Gonna need another 50 bomb king, whole team letting me down

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I need 50

Playing against Lamar today. Please show up ✊

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I need you to go nuclear BAD big dawg. Mixon fucking me over and I’m playing Nico Collins and Brian Thomas.

Oh my sweet pookie. My need is dire due to the lackluster performance of the disappointments in my starting lineup. My glorious QB1, give them ole Lions a spanking and bring me another 50 bomb. As I’m writing this, Tua just threw another interception so please give me 55 instead. Thanks baba.

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josh please, i need 50 from u tdy 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

If you can get at least 40 pts this week you got my vote for mvp over Lamar

I just need you to not have the worst game of your life

imma need 86 points out of you tonight

drop another 50 goat🙏🏽

against davante😒

Just traded Lamar. You better cook

Joshy Bear. Do it for me again