@ LAR 2024-12-08

I hate this guy

Good boy.

Have a history with first round exits and this beautiful man just gave me the first round bye 😩😩😩😩😩

Honestly, you can do whatever you want to me and I wouldn’t even be mad

Goat

Josh Allen is not just a quarterback; he is a force of nature, a football deity redefining what it means to dominate the game. Standing at 6’5” with unmatched athleticism, he combines the arm strength of a cannon, the speed of a running back, and the vision of a seasoned general. When Allen steps onto the field, it’s not just a game—it’s a showcase of power, precision, and sheer will. No other quarterback has embodied such a complete package. His deep throws are legendary, arcing through the air like they were fired by Zeus himself, finding receivers with pinpoint accuracy. He doesn’t just evade defenders; he crushes their spirits, shrugging off tackles and barreling forward as if daring anyone to stop him. Watching Allen is like witnessing a mythical hero slay giants. Beyond the stats, his leadership elevates him to divine status. He took a struggling Buffalo Bills franchise and transformed it into a powerhouse, instilling belief in a team and a city that had long been yearning for greatness. His fiery competitiveness and calm control under pressure make him unstoppable when it matters most. Josh Allen doesn’t just play football; he commands it. Every snap is a testament to his dominance, every touchdown a reminder of his unparalleled talent. If gods walked among us, they would look like Josh Allen, reshaping the game and inspiring awe in all who witness his greatness.

Went against darnold this week and had a 1% chance to win. My pookie Joshua Patrick Allen made it happen.

Love you Joshua

against all the odds you gave me strength king🙏🏽 jayden reed on my team going up against puka and shakir😩

I had a 9 percent chance of winning before he played, and I ended up winning

MVP

Please repeat it in Week 16 & 17 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I just got kicked out of the playoffs by this guy, I watched as my hopes and dreams of a playoff comeback got washed away by this guy making history

I’m literally about to win my week just because of this guy. Let’s fucking go Joshy boy. It’s all over my screen. In fact, it’s all over the room.

Love you pookie

Fuk u Josh Allen

Buddy went the fuck off. 👏

Buddy just earned me the #1 spot for the playoffs

Dearest Josh Allan, Doth mine heart leap at the very thought of thee. Thy presence is like the sun, warming my soul with its gentle rays. In the garden of my heart, thou art the fairest bloom, and I am but a humble bee drawn to thy nectar. To love thee is to know the beauty of the stars and the serenity of the moonlit night.

Josh Allen owners put your fucking hands in the air 🙌

Y’all niggas weird af bro

My new permanent QB in all leagues.

is this guy superman?