@ LAR 2024-12-08

PLEASE HAVE MY CHILDREN

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Never going to win a MVP let alone a SB Ring if you keep up the ball hogging

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I thought it was over. I started reed and Amon-ra Thursday. By you, my sweet sweet goat, you came thru.

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Stop stealing James cook touchdowns you bum

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im dropping you

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Love you my king, I hope Hallie takes care of u tn 😍

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I wonder what Josh Allen finna do after 😭😭. Prolly fuck some bad hoes 😭😭. Maybe do a money spread 😭. Oooo he so tuff bruh. 😭😭 He really run this team. Josh so tuff bruh he prolly throwing up 4’s and posting up with baddies in the strip club. 😭😭😭. Just throwing his money around cuz who cares cuz he got so much. Man I wish I could know him he’s so tuff😭😭😭.

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shameik moore punching the air rn

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IT’S ALL OVER THE SCREEN 💦💦

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Welcome to a moment in history

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bro broke the fantasy qb record there’s not enough people talking about ts😭

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josh. joshua. you have done me again. indirectly, i have fell nothing short of what you are capable of. you continue to passively edge me to my maximum capacity. i cannot take anymore, but for you, my limits surpass the last. you brought my team to break 200. for you ? i’d break 200 of my bones so that the remaining 6 could be added by 1 to make 7. what is the additional bone you may ask. a boner. and to answer your question, yes, yes i will make it bounce for you my love.

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MY GOAT

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Saved my season 😤

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I love you it hurts to see you go thur this defense failed us but you gave it ur all like always, your the real life superman

Oh look at me I’m Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I’m dating Hailee Steinfeld. I’m the king of my city. Fuck you.

Love ❤️ u

Had to check one more time before going to bed. Im afraid i’ll wake up, and this will all have been a dream. Love you tons! Good night glorious king 👑 😘

i just be smiling at this mf stats😂

Sitting up late at night thinking bout Josh man

I still don't think you'll be able to edge out spencer rattler for MVP this year but u put up a hell of a damn fight!

Lol not even Josh Allen was able to save my opponent 🤣🔥