@ LAR 2024-12-08

of course i had to play against this guy this week fuck you

Bought my 🐐s jersey just now

So glad i started him over Wilson today

I have Allen and puka😭

josh allen love you more than my family

Close enough welcome back Patrick mahomes

It was glorious to watch

clean up on aisle my pants i love you josh

This man gets engaged then just goes absolutely crazy

Dread it, run from it, Josh Allen fantasy points come all the same

Let’s take a moment to fully appreciate the greatness of Josh Allen because this guy is rewriting what it means to be a quarterback in the NFL. He’s got an arm that’s basically a rocket launcher, capable of throwing a football so far and with such insane accuracy that defenses are left shaking their heads. You can’t even give him a sliver of space because he’ll thread the needle into tight coverage, and if his receivers are even remotely open, you can already chalk it up as a catch. The deep ball? Pure perfection. Short passes? Effortless. And let’s not even start on his ability to launch game-winning drives under pressure—this man thrives in the clutch. But Josh Allen isn’t just a quarterback; he’s an athlete in every sense of the word. At 6’5” and over 230 pounds, he’s built like a freight train, yet he moves with the agility of a running back. How do you even prepare for someone who can stiff-arm your defensive end, hurdle your linebacker, and truck your safety all in the same play? He’s a one-man wrecking crew, and every time he takes off running, you just know something special is about to happen. Whether it’s breaking off a 40-yard scramble or bulldozing his way into the end zone, Allen is a nightmare for defenses to deal with. Then there’s his leadership. This dude doesn’t just lead the Bills; he is the Bills. His energy, passion, and grit have completely transformed this franchise. Buffalo went from years of irrelevance to being a top-tier team that no one wants to face, and Allen is the reason why. He’s out there making plays that leave fans, teammates, and analysts in awe. Every week, it feels like we’re watching a highlight reel in real time because Allen always delivers something jaw-dropping, whether it’s a no-look pass, a ridiculous throw on the run, or some Houdini-level escape from a collapsing pocket. What makes it even crazier is how consistent he’s been. It’s not just a few games or a good season—this is who Josh Allen is. He dominates every facet of the game with the confidence of someone who knows he’s unstoppable. He’s the type of quarterback who makes the impossible look easy, and the scary part? He’s still getting better. Allen is already top 3 in the league, and honestly, it feels like he’s just scratching the surface of his potential. If you’re not a believer in Josh Allen yet, you might as well stop watching football because this man is the future of the sport, and we’re all just lucky to witness it.

Pulled a 50 burger and Hailee Steinfeld

Still lost

beautiful game, love josh allen and the bills but FUCK THE BILLS RAMS ON TOP.

I benched him cause I was in playoffs anyone and still won my match up

Don’t need you bum

IF UR NOT ON PLAYOFFS WITH THIS PERFORMANCE U SUCK !!!!

I will draft you every year idgaf

Allen/Puka owner here, needed a W today to clinch playoffs, AMA

imagine having charbonnet pop off on ur team just to face this little stat padding incel

Also who did the %4 start over this man???

This dude got me 14pts away from a win after being down 35 at the start of the 3rd quarter 😭

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