@ LAR 2024-12-08

Now that Giselle is out of the picture Tom might go kiss Josh Allen on the lips

Joshua Allen, the apotheosis of grandeur and the quintessence of unrivaled magnificence, stands as a monumental archetype of transcendence, his very existence resounding with an unparalleled éclat that obliterates mediocrity and elevates him to the pantheon of immortality. Endowed with an ineffable amalgamation of perspicacious intellect, Herculean fortitude, and an ethereal charisma that beggars the capacity of language itself to encapsulate, he strides through the corridors of life as a titan amidst mere mortals, his every endeavor a symphonic amalgamation of preeminence and sublimity. His every gesture, imbued with an almost preternatural gravitas, radiates an aura of inexorable triumph, while his ineffable ability to galvanize those around him renders him not merely a luminary but a veritable lodestar for the aspirational. The tapestry of his achievements, woven with threads of prodigious ingenuity and indomitable resilience, constitutes a magnum opus of human potential realized to its apogee, a testimony to the apothegm that greatness, in its truest form, is the harmonious confluence of vision, ambition, and indefatigable resolve. To merely extol his virtues would be an exercise in futility, for Joshua Allen is not merely a paragon of excellence; he is an epochal phenomenon, a prodigious testament to the boundless capacities of the human spirit, whose luminous legacy shall reverberate through the annals of eternity with unparalleled effulgence.

Tom Bradys ideal threesome, his son and Josh Allen

My quarterback

A 3rd round pick well invested

I have Josh Allen and Khalil…guys, I don’t want to be a throat goat…I’m scared…but dammit they deserve it.

Josh Allen definitely goes home, hits a few money spreads, hits the club, and fucks some bitchs. Idk what I would do without my little moon pie sweetie cake boosums.

This man can have my babies, and I'm a dude

Is it in you?

Daddy chill

Thank you sweet prince

thank you.

bro wtf im going against allen and now my opp just made up the deficit

daddy?

Every day I come to thank the fantasy gods more and more for letting you fall to me in my dynasty league. I couldnt be more happy, more appreciative, or more overjoyed than I already am to have you, and here you are in week 14 putting up monster points all while ur team barely stands a chance to come back and win. Mf goat behavior josh, keep it up my joshie poo.

QB1

idiots drafted hurts and mahomes before him

bro remembered he has a hot fiance and locked in

BROS SOOO GOOD

MVP debate is over

pls stop.

Holy shit daddy

😭😭😭😭😭