@ LAR 2024-12-08

Josh Allen, please stop. I’ve been rock hard since 4:25

My dawg

I wish it was me instead of Hailee Steinfield

Fucj this guy

That’s my Joshy poo

I'm so lucky I got this guy in dynasty

Come on pookie I need 15 more out of you

Feed cook you greedy bitch

Who needs a honey pack, when Josh Allen is right there

Mvp

PLEASE KEEP GOING

bro has put on the super man cape

Joshy poo don’t hand the ball off anymore ur going against ur cook on the other side this week 😘

Any chance Tom Brady just straight jizzes his pants in the booth?

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Josh Allen. u wouldnt say this shit to him in person, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

joshy i ran out im shooting blanks

DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY

Goat

MORE….MORE……..MOORRREE. -Kylo Ren

Solfacco shut ur corny as up

He fr could go for 50

Now that Giselle is out of the picture Tom might go kiss Josh Allen on the lips

Joshua Allen, the apotheosis of grandeur and the quintessence of unrivaled magnificence, stands as a monumental archetype of transcendence, his very existence resounding with an unparalleled éclat that obliterates mediocrity and elevates him to the pantheon of immortality. Endowed with an ineffable amalgamation of perspicacious intellect, Herculean fortitude, and an ethereal charisma that beggars the capacity of language itself to encapsulate, he strides through the corridors of life as a titan amidst mere mortals, his every endeavor a symphonic amalgamation of preeminence and sublimity. His every gesture, imbued with an almost preternatural gravitas, radiates an aura of inexorable triumph, while his ineffable ability to galvanize those around him renders him not merely a luminary but a veritable lodestar for the aspirational. The tapestry of his achievements, woven with threads of prodigious ingenuity and indomitable resilience, constitutes a magnum opus of human potential realized to its apogee, a testimony to the apothegm that greatness, in its truest form, is the harmonious confluence of vision, ambition, and indefatigable resolve. To merely extol his virtues would be an exercise in futility, for Joshua Allen is not merely a paragon of excellence; he is an epochal phenomenon, a prodigious testament to the boundless capacities of the human spirit, whose luminous legacy shall reverberate through the annals of eternity with unparalleled effulgence.