@ LAR 2024-12-08

40+ inbound

Joseph Patrick Allen where do I even start?? Every Sunday I fall in love with you over and over again. With every drive you march your team to the end zone. The way you fearlessly snag up victories on the field and for my fantasy matchups brings tears to my eyes. You are so amazing, your presence brings joy and happiness to me and my projected fantasy matchups, you always inspire me to start you even when you have difficult matchups. I would do anything to tell you this in person, but I guess I will have to wait for tonight, don’t use up all that energy on the field, save some for me my pookie bear. 💋

Stafford old ash

He brought my playoff win chances from 25 to 60 in the span of 10 minutes

And my from 80 to 40

JARED GOFF

I’m playing against him

This dude single-handedly saving my matchup once again. 🐐

Im going against tyreek and puca but im still winning cause of him

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT UR WELCOME!!

Please daddy save me

Josh gets butt rubs, Nick kisses and foot molesters tn

I’m gonna do dirty things to his poster above my bed

U DIGGIN IN MEE😫😖, U DIGGIN IN ME KIIINNNGG🤤🤤

I drafted you first, FOR A BUSINESS DECISION. 💯💪

Bro can do whatever he wants w me after tonight

LETS GOOOO

TUSH PUSH

YES LFG

YOU

ARE

GOAT

Full diddy idc if this is a married man