@ DAL 2024-12-22

Dear Mike Evans, You've proven yourself to be one of the top receivers during your career, and I truly hope you hit the 1000 yard milestone you're seeking...just not this week. Even though you're against a paltry Carolina defense if you could see it in your heart to get fewer than 80 yards (I do want to see you get close to your milestone just not this week) and just hold off on those tuddy's. If you do this for me I promise to donate a portion of my league winnings to a nice girl trying to dance her way through nursing school. Thank you for your time and consideration.