vs WAS 2024-11-14

Fuck anyone that likes Jalen hurts

He’s good for one fuckin play that’s it

Saquon is the biggest cuck in the NFL

got both hurts and bark🔥🙏🏼

Jalen Hurts public enemy number 1

💔

Saquon Barkley, this is your time to take over! The fourth quarter against the Commanders is winding down, and your team needs a playmaker to step up. You’ve got the power, the speed, and the vision to make that game-changing run or catch. Trust your instincts, push through every tackle, and show that unstoppable drive you’re known for. This is the moment to give it everything you’ve got and put the game away. Your teammates believe in you, and the fans are behind you—now go make that big play that seals the win!

HURTS > SAQUON

Saquan purposely goes down at the 1 just so my pookie bear Jalen can farm me points. Thank you Saquan

Expressing dislike for Jalen Hurts requires a degree of specificity and depth to convey the sentiment effectively. Perhaps it’s the way his overhyped media narrative seems to inflate his abilities beyond what you might deem as justified by his actual performance. Maybe it’s his propensity to escape the pocket prematurely, abandoning structured plays for what some might see as chaotic improvisation, a style that, despite occasional success, may strike you as frustratingly inconsistent or overly reliant on raw athleticism rather than refined quarterback mechanics. Furthermore, his perceived inability to deliver under pressure in crucial moments could exacerbate your disdain, casting him as a player whose reputation outpaces his actual contributions to meaningful victories. Whether it’s his style, his fanbase’s unwavering devotion, or a combination of both, your discontent with Hurts seems rooted in a broader critique of what you perceive as undeserved adulation and flawed execution, which stands at odds with the qualities you value in an elite quarterback.

Jalen hurts is a bum

WHY IS SAQUON THE ONLY MF IN THE NFL WHO WONT REACH FOR A TUD

I’m so sorry Saquon. Hurts is a fucking vulture :(

Jalen hurts is so cute I’d let him tbh

BAN TUSH PUSH

Risk injury for your franchise qb ✅ Hand the ball off to your generational running back ❌

Daddy Jalen

hurts is a asswhole

Jalen hurts watches in the corner

Saquon Barkley, this is your time to take over! The fourth quarter against the Commanders is winding down, and your team needs a playmaker to step up. You’ve got the power, the speed, and the vision to make that game-changing run or catch. Trust your instincts, push through every tackle, and show that unstoppable drive you’re known for. This is the moment to give it everything you’ve got and put the game away. Your teammates believe in you, and the fans are behind you—now go make that big play that seals the win!

Saquon Barkley Barkley, he’s the man, he can do it, anytime!

Saquon could never tush push lowkey he’s too weak

Saquon got my monster tiny AF right now 😡