@ CIN 2024-10-27

I traded Caleb Williams and Tony Pollard for Jalen Hurts and DJ Moore. ILY Jalen ty for being the literal reason I won this week.

STICK IT IN MY BUM DADA

Touchdown stealing cunt

Jalen I’m new to diss 😩😫

Jalen Hurts, a force upon the field, With skill and strength, his fate is sealed. Thirty-five points he scored with might, Three rushing touchdowns sealed the night. With every yard, my hopes did soar, As he stormed ahead and racked up more. Victory won, my team on top, Thanks to Jalen, who just won’t stop. In fantasy realms, he reigns supreme, A player beyond the wildest dream. This week he conquered, fierce and bold, With moves that legends will retold. So here’s to Hurts, a shining star, The hero who has raised my bar.

Smash or pass?

My guy went off thank god

Why did I bench him

Beautiful rest of season schedule

thank you mr touchdown vulture i love being a villian to the saquon owners 😈

In Jalen we trust

I TRADED HIM BRO JALEN YOUR A RACIST I HOPE YOU NEVER SEE A POINT AGAIN

Traded Deandre Swift for Hurts after week 4. Hurts didn’t have AJ or Smith so I guess the guy was mad at his performance. I had Rodgers and Caleb Williams. That trade is paying off

I wonder what jalen hurts finna do after this 😭😭. Prolly fuck some bad hoes 😭😭. Maybe do a money spread 😭. Ooh he so tuff bruh. 😭😭 He really run this team. Jalen so tuff bruh he probably throwing up 4’s and posting up with baddies in the strip club. 😭😭😭. Just throwing his money around cuz who cares cuz hes got so much. Man i wish i could know him hes so tuff 😭😭😭

i hate you so much i hate you, i have baker sitting behind you for 3 weeks and you do nothing. i fucking hate you

35 points on my bench hurts

jalen hurts made me squrt all over my screen

This guy would not have a job if it wasn’t for those rushing TD’s he steals from Seqoun Barkley. Look at at the line without those 1 yard TD runs. Below average quarterback!!!

I got baker and Jalen, idk who to start 😭😭

YOU TOOK SAQUONS TOUCHDOWNS

YOU MF

YOU SOLD ME MY GAME

Jalen Hurts for an Early 2025 1st, a 2026 1st, and dak ?