@ PHI 2024-11-14

I know Daniel’s bookie, he told me he put a parlay in for Terrys under and to not score a touch down. Aka we’re fucked boys

I shoulda known shitty terry wasnt doing nun against mitchell

Forklifts of baby oil

Barkley TD

Bring out the smelling salts

ok

UNLEASH THIS MOTHERFUCKER

It's Terry time

No way Barkley scamming too

My heart hurt 🥲 I need 4 and this bitch didn’t even catch the 1💀

Please bro 40 yards is not a lot to ask for

Your time to shine princess

Vegas is cooking tonight

i’m currently taking a shit and terry’s performance still somehow smells worse

Boys this is it if get a turn over

I needed 5 but fuck me rifht

Boys this is it if get a turn over Terry brings us back from the dead

Feels like Jayden is casting himself for the Longest Yard movie

OMFG SAQUON

i don’t care about losing a fantasy game cuz im playoff secure but the opponent ima lose to is a fucking square and this shit pissing me off

Bout to ruin my whole parlay

how big is terrys forehead

Kids getting part 2 bedtime story “how the bookies stole Christmas”